lysssalove

disheartens:

seriously why do 12 year olds have to put  that they’re single in their descriptions like yeah of course you’re single YOU’RE hecking 12 LIKE YEAH I’M 12 AND I’M TAKEN LET’S GO ON RAINBOW LOOM MAKING DATES WHILE WATCHING DOG WITH A BLOG 

laugh-addict:

Pulled a fast one on us 6 year-olds, Disney.

she knew what was upHoly shit :ODid any kid catch on to this?

I love you, Miss Grotke.

ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.

madeagoestohell:

i wonder if anyone has ever peed in the olympic pool

devilfruits:

Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

some-killinglies:

1969 Woodstock photographed by Bill Eppridge
Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

filthe:

no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up

difficults:

modern angst story

frickgerard:

[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car